i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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