But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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