Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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