she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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