I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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