i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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