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Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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