mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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