Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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