Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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