Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He felt like a one man threesome
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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