At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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