dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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