is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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