I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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