party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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