I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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