I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I had to cum in my sink.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize