I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
