i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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