I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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