I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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