doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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