Do vagina's smell?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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