what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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