Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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