is wine microwaveable?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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