Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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