Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
is wine microwaveable?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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