We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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