They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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