WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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