Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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