we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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