she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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