god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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