he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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