god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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