Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
