There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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