4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
