Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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