this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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