Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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