Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
