no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Semen is not good for contacts.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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