we're blogging at a bar
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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