I don't think brook has ever known best
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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