i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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