so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
