I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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