How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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