HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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